Godlike Burger Is Free On Epic

Monday, the scariest thing that will happen this month took place. I was positive about something to do with Prime Gaming. Tuesday, no one asked me what day it was, and Chess Kombat will make you finish a game of Chess or make you want to rip someone’s heart out. Wednesday, Gandalf went to hell and made it colorful in Wizordum, a Doom-clone with a weird obsession over who can go into which bathroom. Thursday, instead of cleaning your house, you can power wash someone else’s, and an update came to Warhammer 40K Darktide, which only interests Henry Cavill.

Onto the Epic Games Store freebie. As the title says, we’re talking about Liquid Pug and Daedalic Entertainment’s Godlike Burger. A restaurant management title with a dark cannibalistic undertone that is not at all hidden underneath. Alexx did a review of the Switch port earlier this year that goes into a bit more detail on what you want to know before picking it up. Generally, you play as a humanoid with a penchant for murder and French music. It just so happens that the rat in your kitchen doesn’t make nice food, and you happen to make some of those alien customers part of the menu.

All this week, you can pick up Godlike Burger on the Epic Games Store until the morning of the 12th of October. My ability to breathe in a week for five minutes is kicked to death by Epic doing a triple-bill, kind of. Originally intended to appear on the store back in April, Blazing Sails is a multiplayer pirate thing and not what I thought, a game about selling weed to pirates. For those of us who enjoy solo experiences but hate fun, Q.U.B.E. is a Portal-like game without charm, wit, or fun. Not only are you getting the first game in the 10th Anniversary trim but also the Deluxe Edition of Q.U.B.E. 2 in the Ultimate Bundle.