I am a petty human, or at least that’s what my therapist told me before I unzipped my human suit and ate her. I’m a petty human because I sought to take out revenge on a fairly boring comment about not reviewing…
I think I’ve said it several times, if not here, elsewhere online that I don’t necessarily like JRPGs, anime, or anything that Japan exports because it is a little weird. Though over the past two years or so, I’ve come closer to…
I’m slightly undercut by the title here on what the game is. Yes, when I reviewed F1 2019, Watch_Dogs 2, or Rebel Galaxy Outlaw, those that had played one game in their respective franchise knew what they were going to get. However, Rusted Warfare is the type…
A month ago now I wrote an editorial about going back to Liberty City after ten years. In all honesty, it wasn’t the first time I’d come back to Liberty City in those ten or so years. I’ve kept up with my pocket-sized empire in Chinatown…
EA and Konami have been battling it out over who can make the best kicking a ball with your feet simulator. They have done so for almost two decades, with more recent games leaning towards the predatory gambling-side for online elements of…
Hear me out on this one: Battlefield, but with eggs. No, stop moving your mouse cursor over to the home section, I’m honestly suggesting it. One of the few games I’ve enjoyed through the years of playing any and all dross indie developers…
Ancient Rome is historically known for many things. More specifically, I would argue that one of the largest, most well-known aspects of the Romans’ way of life was the widespread societal admiration of gladiatorial blood sport. It seems I’m not the only…
Making mistakes and inadvertently causing accidents are, for better or for worse, ubiquitous aspects of human nature. When such mistakes and accidents occur, I’d like to think most ordinary people would do what they can to make amends and rectify any ill…
What is the worst possible mechanic you can think of in a game? I would like to propose the idea of kicking the player out of the game, into the main menu, and then forcing them to reload the game from wherever…
Space Funeral is an odd, cult classic RPG Maker game. From the eyes of an observer, it is a game that looks bad. However, if you actually take the time to play it, you’ll come to revel in what it is. You…