There is a Very Special Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood Giveaway

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If you had to make bread out of an Apiaceae herb, what would the main ingredient be called? It would be a dill dough. Tarot cards and botany do kind of go hand-in-hand, or fist-in-fist more appropriately for today’s topic. It was only recently that Alexx covered Deconstructeam and Devolver Digital’s The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood, a visual novel-style game with tarot cards and witchery as its aesthetic. That’s why it is weird that the big giveaway announced earlier this week is, in fact, a massive dildo.

“Deconstructeam have been pushing the boundaries of video game narrative for over 10 years, but for the first time ever, the Valencian developer is offering their thirstiest followers a truly physical – rather than metaphysical – experience for their orifice of choice,” as the description on the giveaway page notes.

The description goes on to say: “To commemorate the launch of The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood earlier this year, the studio has teamed with sex toy company Uberrime to launch a real-life, functional dildo ‘inspired’ by the God-like girth of Abramar the forbidden Behemoth. The result is a body-safe silicone monster cock suitable for only the most wicked of witches. The lucky recipient will soon wield the awesome power of Abramar and enjoy ecstasy in exile as a beast in the bedroom – as well as DIY tarot card kits to craft their own fate-divining decks.”

So it is a giveaway, how do you enter to win the tarot cards and Daddy Abramar monster dildo? You need to follow @Deconstructeam on Twitter, like and retweet this specific tweet, then create your own card under the theme of “Desire” in-game, then post a tweet tagging the dev team and featuring the hashtag #AbramarMyBeloved. Tweets and retweets must be publicly visible, your DMs must be open so the team can contact you, and most importantly, all winners will be required to provide ID as this is of course a giveaway for those that are 18+.

Furthermore, you must be a resident of the UK, EU, US, or Canada to enter. The competition started on the 13th of February and will conclude on the 29th of February. So there is a small amount of time, but you’ll still have to be quick. If it wasn’t obvious from the first paragraph, I find this a hilarious and fun way of doing a giveaway, especially for such a game as The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood. It is a massive dildo – I genuinely don’t know what else I can add other than it is obvious that Devolver Digital is involved, their funniest stunt yet.