Lawn Mowing Simulator Is Free On Epic

Monday, the Nintendo seal of quality got some work as a Pokémon-like appeared on the Switch store. Tuesday, you’ll soon be able to demo selling food out of the back of a truck, MultiVersus has one of the NBA’s stars, and American Truck Simulator will make the best of both worlds. Wednesday, locations were revealed where you’ll be able to probe your friends, and a cute game I want to play now was only just announced. Thursday, Uncle Kaz and the weird blokes that like getting topless walked down PlayStation Plus’ new sidewalk.

Alright, let’s get this over with. I’ve got next week’s Epic Games Store game to moan about, Prime to start writing, and reviews up to my eyeballs. It’s already in the title, you can currently pick up Lawn Mowing Simulator which is very different from the game in the Your Sinclair April Fools group of 1988. Rather po-faced in comparison to its similarly named predecessor, it takes that fun detention from Canis Canem Edit (Bully for some) and makes it a whole game. That is something I am sure I’d have loved any other day. Sadly, I am simulator-ed out after a sum of 150 hours between American Truck, Euro Truck, and PowerWash Simulator, so you’ll excuse my succinctness.

All this week, you can pick up Lawn Mowing Simulator for free on the Epic Games Store until the 4th of August. Shifting on to next week, it is something that I am apathetic about for rather obvious reasons. Unrailed is a fantastic party game about trying to get a lovely little voxel train along the tracks as you build it, but I’ve made my opinion on co-op/multiplayer clear. If I can’t hit the person for being dumb, what is the point in playing with them? Not to mention the fact I very rarely play games with other people… Just eww!