Racism is a concept that people do onto each other as a form of holding one another down you say, Mr. Cage? What a revolutionary invention to the concept of playing a video game, where the player experiences the racism angle you are limply aiming for. In fact, you could even do a clumsy American civil war analog to round out that humans are inherently the worst thing on the planet. Joking aside, we’re back at this maypole again, dancing around with the gayness of someone kicking a dog.

To round out his trifecta of tripe that’s infected PC gaming this year like that itch I got from your mother, Quantic Dream’s Detroit: Become Human is set for a PC release. Previously it was announced as sometime later this year, and as we only have the back end of November and all of December left, December 12th is as good a time as any. Coming exclusively to the Epic Games store, as the other two have, Detroit: Become Human is the last of the formerly PlayStation-exclusive games David Cage has released.

As I said at the top, Detroit: Become Human is a game about a clumsily handled American civil war analog wherein robots are treated poorly by humans. Unsurprisingly with a David Cage game, everything is handled with either the most boring claptrap of doing the washing up, all the way to the melodramatic nonsense of breaking the button prompts in order to break their programming. Spoiler alert, those prompts pop right back up for the reasons of Cage not understanding “storytelling.”

To any human’s understanding, Detroit: Become Human was much like Ellen Page Simulator before it, trying to tell a message of underprivileged people with the worst possible synonyms. So expect this one to have symbolism that hits the floor like a wet fish, dull house choirs, and all the subtly David Cage’s melodrama hammer can muster. Detroit: Become Human, releases on the Epic Games Store December 12th alongside Heavy Rain and Beyond: Two Souls.

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