I knew this would happen one day: I just didn’t expect it to be so soon. I predicted two things would happen: first, the big-name appeal or new-ish release titles would stop; second, we’d get duplicates. I’ve previously spoken about the big-name appeal Twitch should be pulling out to get people’s attention, but repeats I hadn’t spoken about. In short, when you are offering a subscription to get X number of anything, soon after there will be a duplicate of something you’ve already received to give others the chance to pick up that.

Either way, let’s get to the loot. The first of which is both Madden Ultimate Team player and NFL legend Jim Brown, as well as an elite player pack and uniform. One would assume that this is the familiar FIFA gambling nonsense we often hear about, but for Madden. The latter of which offers a Twitch Prime exclusive uniform, 1 elite player, and 5 regular player items alongside him. These offers end on the 1st of October.

Well, there is egg on my face. It seems the World of Tanks “King Tiger” content didn’t leave Prime on the 26th as I had said. However, the series is still running through the alphabet, this time with “Care Package Hotel,” I guess you steal the German’s towers at the hotel. As I’m not one for the world or tanks, I would assume this care package is much like the many before. I would guess it is featuring 14-day rental of two premium tanks, a day of World of Tanks premium, repair kits, and cosmetics. Care package hotel and “captured king tiger tank,” will be available until September 25th.

Continuing my show of ignorance to online games, you can get a stripy neon pony (or steed) in The Elder Scrolls Online. It is a limited time offer to get the Noweyr steed & pony, and one would assume they can both climb skyscrapers in a single stride. Really, there’s not much one could say about a grey horse with purple lines in it and purple eyes. The Noweyr Steed and Pony offer will end on September 30th.

Dauntless: Assault Supply bundle is a bundle of supplies which one would assume is specifically made for in-game assaults. Columbo has nothing on me. This bundle includes the Desperado armor set, a purple dye, a supply pack, and a 7-day patrol boost. This bundle ends on the 10th of September, so be quick on that one.

The “Warface: Female Nanosuits” bundle is seemingly the last in the Warface deal, unless Twitch do as they did with Smite for the Hades bundle back in July. I still don’t know exactly what this improves, seemingly it is an all-female set of cosmetic camo for standardized grey and brown PS3 shooters. The Nanosuit bundle will be available through September until October 21st.

If you are still playing what I’ll playfully refer to as the Rockstar cesspits that are their online games, you can still pick up content for both. The Grand Theft Auto Online Diamond Casino and Resort deal is still available, offering the penthouse in the casino, $250K in-game money, and a discount on said money via microtransactions. Red Dead Online features a similar deal with a superior ammo bundle, Carcano sniper rifle, two outfits, one emote, and extra in-game gold (money) when purchasing the microtransactions.

Though if you are a fictional sports fan for the ruined city of Washington DC, The Division 2: DC Harriers sports team fan bundle might be for you. As in the months before, you will still be able to pick up the Spears and Red Panda team fan bundles too. This bundle includes the clothing aesthetics for the fictional team and seemingly a flag for your preferred team. This particular bundle ends on September the 24th.

Speaking of skins for online games I have no idea about, the Octane skin for Apex Legends is available until the 13th of September. If you are looking to get this Borderlands-esque bandit skin, you will have to be quick ahead of the Mirage and weapon skin.

The RuneScape: Premium Currency Pack will provide you with 200 RuneCoins, 15 treasure hunter keys, and 40 hearts of ice. If I knew what I just said, I may have been able to rip on what those are, but you might as well be speaking Martian. The premium currency pack will be available until the 23rd of September.

If you have fallen out the 2016 game Minion Masters recently, you might want to pick up the Void’s Onslaught (or Voidborne Onslaught) DLC. This offer lasts until October 21st, giving you plenty of time to give this one a go.

Ah! Speaking of the FIFA Ultimate Team packs, the latter of the two-month-long deal with EA and Twitch Prime. One would assume, as before, you will get 1 player with an 86 overall rating or better and three rare gold player items. This deal lasts until the 6th of September, so you might want to be very quick on this one in particular.

“Another Tom Clancy thing,” is what I’m sure many of us say at E3 each year, but here we are again. In the first of three monthly deals for Rainbow Six Siege players, you will be able to pick up the Ash Operator set until the 16th of September. One would assume this offer will be followed by the Caveira Operator set; Jackal Operator set and the ultra mega fan charm, ending on the 17th of November.

Though also ending on the 16th is the 5th and probably final Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 loot being offered to players. This final pack is the “best of” loot from the former 4 bundles. You will receive the 10 reserve cases, 100 nebulium plasma and the “killabyte” outfit from last month. Additionally you’ll get the sour cherry and “burple” weapon camos, the primo outfit from the first month, and the primo jump pack from the second. Be sure to be quick as the offer ends on the 16th of September.

As was the case last month, and for the next few, Twitch is offering Twitch Prime loot for Twitch Sings. One assumes this is an American Idol, Pop Idol, or X Factor-style nonsense, however, without the pretentious and correctly harsh judges telling people they should shut up. Nonetheless, if you would like a lifeguard outfit (not for humans) for Twitch Sings this offer ends the 12th of September.

With the Overwatch League playoffs starting in a few days, and the league ending later this month, this is your last chance to get all access for 2019. This access includes the command center, allowing you to view the season how you would like, 200 Overwatch league tokens, 20 percent off on Overwatch league merch, ad-free viewing, VIP chat, emotes, and more. Though with Twitch Prime you get 500 extra Twitch “bits,” which can be a small donation to any streamer you enjoy on Twitch.

Though with my opening statement about the games being offered, how bad can it be? Well, they aren’t bad, they just don’t have a big name appeal that Bomber Crew, Broforce, Clustertruck, Brútal Legend, Psychonauts, Civilization IV, or Serial cleaner had. I’d go as far to say the appeal that System Shock, Strife, or Devil May Cry HD had aren’t repeated here either.

This month’s games are: Yoku’s Island Express, a pinball game. Stealth Inc 2, a platformer and sequel to a previous Prime loot game. Chicken Assassin, stupid madness. Finally, the silly adventure game called Manual Samuel, last seen on Twitch Prime last July.

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